Saturday, February 9, 2008

Seemingly Impossible - The MP Problem




Please excuse the monotonous intorduction.

I'm on a trance and on a writing spree. Hear hear!

By this time a I should be doing a freaking machine problem that I have to accomplis h two weeks before hand, and in fact im hopeful, yet loosing hope. To make matters worst, I can't seem to come up with any correct solution for this freakin' linker error (sorry but if you don't know what a linker error is, you might as well not know it, it's for your own sanity). In fact, i'm losing moments of sanity here while skirmishing and attacking myself with senseless things like I already passes this variable to that variable, yada yada yada.

It's so difficult. It is trust me. Well, if you find it easy, I would render my eternal servitude for you just to help me understand these things. Anyone up for grabs?

The fact is, I REALLY DON'T KNOW.

Please excuse my bluntness but I really dont have a single idea (well, I have a lot of ideas but I exhausted all those to no possible extent) on how to debug this thing, this monster, this abomination that has been giving me migraines for about three months. I really need help, I really need understanding, and I really need painkillers for my headache.

Spare me more time, I might give this thing a life of its own. Buy me more time and I might be able to make this thing work. Shower me with more time and I might even pass it for glittering gold.

Please justify any means that I could alleviate my idiotic plight for learning, but in fact that idiotic plight is more moronic.

Forgive me Lord if i'm cursing on my head right now on whoever gave birth to machine problems, for they gave inception to a walking problem disaster itself. But maybe, just maybe, those who invented the machine problem is a delinquent or a problem of the society as well.

Please forgive me oh souls of the departed delinquents, please dont haunt me in my nightmares or in my dormitory, I will pray for your delinquent souls to be at peace, and i might (just might, no promises here dude) make a solution to this problem.

Now, im at the last paragraph, dreading its end, because I would be going back to the headache that started it all.